tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post103862609227041180..comments2023-09-30T09:20:05.241-06:00Comments on The Kitchen Witch: Why The Holidays Suck: #493TKWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16409505008377005185noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-40380463749593976382009-12-19T06:16:57.721-07:002009-12-19T06:16:57.721-07:00I know I'm late to this but I've been sunn...I know I'm late to this but I've been sunning myself at the beach. I've heard it before but this story is GOLD!!<br /><br />Stinky, hairy Santa's deserve to get bitten. She should have taken a chomp out of Mall Cop on her way past too :-)<br /><br />For the record, I think Daffy may well be one of the most gorgeous creatures ever to walk the earth but your ET photo has me in fits.....LOVE IT!!!Leisanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-54374991963851216492009-12-10T09:48:18.594-07:002009-12-10T09:48:18.594-07:00No worries, Nap. We will take Peanut nowhere near ...No worries, Nap. We will take Peanut nowhere near the hairy man.TKWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16409505008377005185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-80205875718157965222009-12-09T20:59:06.616-07:002009-12-09T20:59:06.616-07:00Valium Salt Lick and Vibrtor Bandit are now my fav...Valium Salt Lick and Vibrtor Bandit are now my favorite requested gifts and Halloween costumes, respectively.<br /><br />btw, you note in this post the frightening lack of foresight in going to a mall on a weekend in December. Um, we need to talk. Before this weekend. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-83301094364645646612009-12-09T20:29:59.339-07:002009-12-09T20:29:59.339-07:00Natalie: For Realz? A can opener? You are the MacG...Natalie: For Realz? A can opener? You are the MacGwyver of Annoying Toy packaging. I am wicked impressed.<br /><br />And what is with you compassionate mommies who let your kid out of the whole Mall Santa visit? No, dammit! You have to wait in line with the small dogs in sweaters and make them sit on the hairy man!<br /><br />And Nicki: Tell #5 that he only gets to drink out of the O'Doul's drinking fountian. The Everclear fountain is ours, all ours.TKWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16409505008377005185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-11861718966248585712009-12-09T19:46:44.503-07:002009-12-09T19:46:44.503-07:00hahahaha.....
Hey, for those clamshell plastic t...hahahaha.....<br /><br /><br />Hey, for those clamshell plastic thingies? Open them with can opener. Piece of cake.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08482780547854011505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-76305790986254394222009-12-09T12:41:11.552-07:002009-12-09T12:41:11.552-07:00Oh LORD. That needs to be published. Or bought by ...Oh LORD. That needs to be published. Or bought by a prime time sit-com. Or SOMETHING. I have the hiccups from laughing so hard.michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09861251743062824891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-90202419837736364422009-12-09T11:58:52.249-07:002009-12-09T11:58:52.249-07:00I. Am. Crying.
Of Laughter!!!!!! Can you come ove...I. Am. Crying. <br />Of Laughter!!!!!! Can you come over here on Christmas? Things would be so much more fun. <br /><br />Those damn Santa pics. Since day one, Poonch has been terrified of Santa. She would never sit on his lap, and I never made her. My mom hated that she didn't have pics of her granddaughter on Santa's lap and always complained to me about it. Just this last Sat, we were in our town square where everyone was lining up to sit with Santa, including Chuckles. Poonch, WHO IS EIGHT FOR GOD'S SAKE, turned white and immediately started sweating and mumbling incoherent sentences. I took her out of the line and we looked at Christmas lights instead. For all the therapy my kid will need because of me, I hope she at least remembers I never made her sit with Santa. Merry freaking Christmas.Gibbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04271264528110884129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-79549292385601204912009-12-08T21:42:22.538-07:002009-12-08T21:42:22.538-07:00Wow! HILARIOUS!!! SO FREAKING FUNNY!
In the word...Wow! HILARIOUS!!! SO FREAKING FUNNY! <br /><br />In the words of your daughter, Santa deserved to be bitten. Because "he stinky, Mama. Santa not supposed to stink."amber_mtmchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17871256362646081536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-92039983951610772532009-12-08T21:05:45.215-07:002009-12-08T21:05:45.215-07:00TKW, you are a fucking riot!!!! You could have st...TKW, you are a fucking riot!!!! You could have stopped with the opening gift idea (excellent idea, by the way) and left us rolling on the floor (and practicing gift giving...?), but how happy we are that you kept writing!Mary Poppins in Heelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166698177554810884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-27300010195872765012009-12-08T19:33:22.620-07:002009-12-08T19:33:22.620-07:00OMG That was the best/worse story of Mall Santa e...OMG That was the best/worse story of Mall Santa ever. LOL Thanks for the laugh and giving me a reasonable excuse why I don't take my boys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-59956216064162572392009-12-08T18:22:31.578-07:002009-12-08T18:22:31.578-07:00Oh crap that was funny. Momaloms, are you doing a ...Oh crap that was funny. Momaloms, are you doing a Christmas Post Contest??? B/c you should. But no one should bother entering, cuz this is it. The winner. HILARIOUS.Liz Aguerrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09465793815137696650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-22758347766716750442009-12-08T18:06:28.994-07:002009-12-08T18:06:28.994-07:00I think it has all been said in the previous comme...I think it has all been said in the previous comments. But, if you have an extra salt lick, could you send it my way? Did someone beat me to the request?Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13969567138255166449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-40408491669909345292009-12-08T15:33:36.182-07:002009-12-08T15:33:36.182-07:00And J. Harker, don't forget to add "Junk-...And J. Harker, don't forget to add "Junk-Breaker" to my list of talents! :)TKWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16409505008377005185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-6599889481902682772009-12-08T14:28:07.997-07:002009-12-08T14:28:07.997-07:00OMG! TKW, #5 wants to be first in line at the Eve...OMG! TKW, #5 wants to be first in line at the Everclear drinking fountain. We need a big sign that say MOMMIES AND DADDIES OVER 21 ONLY!!! Don't want him thinking that is a reason for unsafe sex.Nickihttp://www.nickisnook.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-34081620030017092962009-12-08T14:17:21.661-07:002009-12-08T14:17:21.661-07:00GEW and J. Harker: yeah, this one took a lot outta...GEW and J. Harker: yeah, this one took a lot outta me--the first draft of it was as bad as Will Ferrel's Elf movie. Thank you for the kind words.TKWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16409505008377005185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-51632834228950535652009-12-08T12:58:01.489-07:002009-12-08T12:58:01.489-07:00OKay. Mom of the Year award on the way. Kablammie!...OKay. Mom of the Year award on the way. Kablammie!Sarahhttp://momalom.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-48272434344575603382009-12-08T12:32:19.064-07:002009-12-08T12:32:19.064-07:00Good Enough Woman - I'll second that. I'm...Good Enough Woman - I'll second that. I'm okay with TKW being an attractive mother of three with time enough to be a bitchin' cook and still have the stamina write about life, but I'm glad that the superb writing at least takes <i>some</i> effort. Otherwise I was just going to throw in the towel and hang my head in shame.M. Paulehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08925739628467279898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-46456176344960134232009-12-08T12:17:27.944-07:002009-12-08T12:17:27.944-07:00You. Are. Hilarious. So glad to call you my friend...You. Are. Hilarious. So glad to call you my friend. Us twisted freaks need to stick together!Greg McBridehttp://www.blog.envision-grp.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-48088589102635006882009-12-08T12:11:05.702-07:002009-12-08T12:11:05.702-07:00BTW, it makes me feel better that it took you thre...BTW, it makes me feel better that it took you three days to write this. I imagine you busting out this stuff in 15 minutes while the sauce simmers.<br /><br />:)Good Enough Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16531793545583712309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-1253645568910538152009-12-08T11:48:24.518-07:002009-12-08T11:48:24.518-07:00No wonder you don't like the Christmas season....No wonder you don't like the Christmas season. Sounds like you deserve a do-over! Next year, join me in *my* Christmas world (I love this time of year) and I'll show you the ropes! Just don't forget to bring the Champagne Cosmos!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-47674001499420761102009-12-08T11:45:09.838-07:002009-12-08T11:45:09.838-07:00No wonder you don't like the Christmas season....No wonder you don't like the Christmas season. Sounds like you deserve a do-over! Next year, join me in *my* Christmas world (I love this time of year) and I'll show you the ropes! Just don't forget to bring the Champagne Cosmos!!!Janehttp://www.theycallmejane.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-45122852167408128942009-12-08T11:29:12.488-07:002009-12-08T11:29:12.488-07:00haha, too funny...I agree with ya, we need Evercl...haha, too funny...I agree with ya, we need Everclear Drinking Fountains!The Urban Cowboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01274811305312666931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-22698140084393593032009-12-08T11:21:44.277-07:002009-12-08T11:21:44.277-07:00Totally making that! And stupid wanker of a Santa...Totally making that! And stupid wanker of a Santa. I would have bit him too. Like our Miss D. would have rabies! Yeesh!kestrel_33https://www.blogger.com/profile/07953955290676561297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-25772386726032443122009-12-08T10:52:24.273-07:002009-12-08T10:52:24.273-07:00Ha! You really are a scrooge. Call me Lithium Li...Ha! You really are a scrooge. Call me Lithium Lily, but I love the holidays. And creating the magic. BUT I take my kid to a Santa who allows you to take your own photo, on your camera. Because who wants to pay for that?Kate @ Savour Farehttp://savour-fare.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2298701075110623658.post-61475029514053944582009-12-08T10:47:04.111-07:002009-12-08T10:47:04.111-07:00HAHAHAHA... loved the post and the recipe. I think...HAHAHAHA... loved the post and the recipe. I think my mom has a picture of me with Santa where I look... concerned to say the least. I'll ask her to dig it up. It's awesome. <br /><br />Even though I don't have kids I wish the drinking fountains were squirting out alcohol. Christmas shopping is such a pain in the ass, I cannot imagine how bad it gets when you are carting around toddlers!Chiara "Kika" Assihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07953847775099753206noreply@blogger.com